Bad Dates

Remember when Indiana Jones was hanging out with Sallah, the guy with the red hat, and Indy was hungry, and he grabbed a few dates, and then he tossed one in the air, and just as it was about to land in his mouth, his buddy Sallah grabbed it, and then they both looked at the monkey, who was actually a spy, and was eating the dates before, and was dead on the floor now, and then he said, “Bad dates,” remember that?

That was awesome.

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